The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
Smoke a few cigarettes, give me some hickeys & tell me how much you love me
I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
She doesn’t. She made that clear.