Hi I'm Schance, and I'm a rad mother fucker.
Babe.

ohsnapnerftoys:

Meeting people after high school was strangely difficult.

(via heyy-tigerlilyy)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via thefuuuucomics)

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

(via ambiguousintentions)

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(via whatever-she-may-be)

d4ftpunks:

balconyscene:

illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet:

I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon

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u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend

that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

(via whatever-she-may-be)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(Source: menstruate, via mynameisnaomiandiamaqueen)

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